“Take a night off from being a cop. Don’t be boring.” Give into the peer pressure Reg. “You can’t arrest me yet— wait, can you or can’t you?”
“I’d rather be boring that tackled and arrested while naked on national television.” Reggie did D.A.R.E at the local middle school; peer pressure doesn’t work. “I’ve bent the rules enough with my police status. I can arrest you now if I want.”
“Oh, Reg. You don’t have jurisdiction in Seattle." Yup, that was right. Not the sheriff of this town or city or whatever the hell this place was. Who even cares? Oh, that’s right. Reggie probably does. "And it’s not even that bad of a crime. You should be worried if I’m selling drugs to little kids on school property, not somebody running around without clothing on.”
