thecrankysheriff:

23:00 19 Sep 2014 || 15

thecrankysheriff:

22:26 19 Sep 2014 || 15

thecrankysheriff:

“…Why is my ass todays subject?”

“You should be proud, man.”

22:05 19 Sep 2014 || 15

chasingthelxght:

brent-walker:

_{“That’s low. Getting it cut is expensive in this city and you know that.” He meekly ran his hand over his hair, “It does look good. It looks better than you. I want my jacket back, you’re such a douche.”}

_{“You started it.” She readjusted the jacket but refused to take it off and give it back to him. “No. I’d freeze without it. Do ya really want your kid sister t’freeze t’death?”}

_{“No you started it. I think.” Brent stopped to try and remember but wasn’t able to, “You said my hair was tacky so yeah maybe I do.”}

0:48 19 Jun 2014 || 14

chasingthelxght:

_{“They do look good,” she retorted, arms folding over her chest. “Unlike your stupid hair. That’s embarrassing. Seriously - do you just cut it yourself and hope that it looks good?”}

_{“That’s low. Getting it cut is expensive in this city and you know that.” He meekly ran his hand over his hair, “It does look good. It looks better than you. I want my jacket back, you’re such a douche.”}

0:36 19 Jun 2014 || 14

chasingthelxght:

brent-walker:

_{“Just because you have cute hair doesn’t make you cuter than me.”}

_{[Brent whispers] “You don’t even wear jeans.”}

_{[rolls eyes] “Excuse you, but I wear fashionable leggings! I’m cute and fashionable. Forget it, you’re too ugly to understand that.”}

_{“Fashionable leggings." Brent mimicked, "I thought fashionable meant that they’re supposed to look good.”}

0:27 19 Jun 2014 || 14

chasingthelxght:

brent-walker:

_{“Tell me what it’s like being the ugly brother. I mean, I wouldn’t know.”}

_{“Oh, you’re so funny. If there’s anyone here who’s ugly, it’s you. I got the good genes.”}

_{“Just because you have cute hair doesn’t make you cuter than me.”}

_{[Brent whispers] “You don’t even wear jeans.”}

0:11 19 Jun 2014 || 14

akomishcop:

brent-walker:

_{“Take a night off from being a cop. Don’t be boring.” Give into the peer pressure Reg. “You can’t arrest me yet— wait, can you or can’t you?”}

“I’d rather be boring that tackled and arrested while naked on national television.” Reggie did D.A.R.E at the local middle school; peer pressure doesn’t work. “I’ve bent the rules enough with my police status. I can arrest you now if I want.”

_{“Oh, Reg. You don’t have jurisdiction in Seattle." Yup, that was right. Not the sheriff of this town or city or whatever the hell this place was. Who even cares? Oh, that’s right. Reggie probably does. "And it’s not even that bad of a crime. You should be worried if I’m selling drugs to little kids on school property, not somebody running around without clothing on.”}

22:46 16 May 2014 || 17

akomishcop:

“No. No it isn’t. Brad. No, Brent. Brent, you’re a cool person and all but I’m going to have to arrest you if you really plan on doing this." 

_{"Take a night off from being a cop. Don’t be boring.” Give into the peer pressure Reg. “You can’t arrest me yet– wait, can you or can’t you?”}

22:09 16 May 2014 || 17

akomishcop:

“How is that even considered a good plan?”

21:43 16 May 2014 || 17